cunty-feedback:

cunty-feedback:

Lesbians I love you more than anything else on this planet and all your little posts are cute but do you all realize how much of a commitment running a small farm is

“I just wanna live on a farm and sleep in while my wife brings me tea in bed” like no dummy wake the fuck up it’s 4 in the morning and your wife needs help milking the cows

(via ollivander)

winterwombat:

prokopetz:

I’m not saying I’m definitely an NPC, but if I am a protagonist, the game I’m starring in is probably free-to-play.

Makes sense:

• I can only do something useful once every few hours
  
• Ads are everywhere
• The pacing seems designed to be deliberately frustrating
• A lot of the hassle would go away if had a ton of money

(via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)

I just fucking love dungeons and dragons so much you guys

ponderofsmthgreat:

face mask package: naturally detoxifies your skin!

the tiny dr. sydney mcelroy that lives in my brain: your liver detoxifies your body fine it’s what it’s made for it doesn’t need help

me: ooh ah face mask good

(via theartistboy)

aspiringtoeloquence:

2srooky:

nomercymedic:

My favorite thing about Dungeons & Dragons is how fucking quickly people become ride-or-die bitches with each other

no lie i had a campaign where I tried playing a really chaotic neutral “leave me alone” rouge and ended up attached at the hip to our monk who couldn’t roll higher than a natural 10 to literally save his life bc in our first encounter he called my character “a nice lass” and that was all it took

#these are my weird friends they are my weird friends you can’t have them

(Source: razzledazzy, via theartistboy)

bace-jeleren:

queen-marchesa:

blueskittles-art:

titanite-stormcrow:

rainingtangerines:

slack-water:

only-half-human:

bace-jeleren:

zeldafan42:

steffydoodles:

hattedhedgehog:

spiroandthelacktones:

draconym:

okay

yes good 

Hope it’s not too late to join the elf pudge party

Did someone say fat elves…?

@bace-jeleren, have you seen these high quality elves yet?

I haven’t seen the third elf and let me say that this post just keeps getting better and better!

beep

hello yes i would like to add some chubby elves (whut about them dude elves tho)

inktober day 10

cool propt dude

God I fucking love this post and it gets better and better with every fat elf

This is the best thing

@bace-jeleren have you seen these new additions?

1. I love this post probably more than I love myself

2. I love that people always think to tag me whenever they see it because every time, there’s a new fat elf!!!!!

(Source: carrionthrash, via geekgirlsmash)

equality-is-anarchy:

shorthalt:

how to play dungeons and dragons

1. ignore all the “suggested” alignments to races
2. ignore the histories about certain races being evil
3. your material plane now
4. have fun

Following the “lore” can be useful as a new DM but never let it limit you. You’re the god of your table, wizard of the coast just built the heavens you rule from. Go nuts.

gunsandfireandshit:

theweirdwideweb:

Talk about getting two birds stoned at once lol

(via starchygoodness)

curseworm:

fourth dimensional girlfriend has curves i cant see or comprehend but i take it on faith that theyre hot as hell

(via starchygoodness)